losers unable to get laid

Here we go again!

Three men who dug up a young woman's corpse to have sex with it after seeing her obituary photo cannot be charged with attempted sexual assault because Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia, an appeals court ruled Thursday.

A judge was correct to dismiss the charges against twin brothers Nicholas and Alexander Grunke and Dustin Radke, all 21, because lawmakers never intended to criminalize sex with a corpse, the District 4 Court of Appeals said in a 3-0 ruling.

Hmmm. Perhaps the Wisconsin state legislature might want to address this apparent oversight. Or they may be mocked for more than their cheesemaking.

The article has photos of the three losers involved. Poor, poor emo boys!