merkin strikes again
Eschaton commenter Merkin Patriot has struck again:
I have an appointment this afternoon with clients who are French. The wife has a sexy voice and may use her wily charms to turn me into a cheese-eating surrender monkey. How do I resist such temptation without losing their business?
OMG SORRY I GOT TO THIS LATE - DONT LOOK HER IN TEH EYE!!!! IF YOU DO YOULL TURN INTO A GORGONZOLA AT LEATS THATS WHAT GREEK MITHOLOGY SAYS AND YOU KNOW THEY DONT LIEK TO TEMPT FETA
So poetic. And cheesy.