merkin strikes again

Eschaton commenter Merkin Patriot has struck again:

I have an appointment this afternoon with clients who are French. The wife has a sexy voice and may use her wily charms to turn me into a cheese-eating surrender monkey. How do I resist such temptation without losing their business?

OMG SORRY I GOT TO THIS LATE - DONT LOOK HER IN TEH EYE!!!! IF YOU DO YOULL TURN INTO A GORGONZOLA AT LEATS THATS WHAT GREEK MITHOLOGY SAYS AND YOU KNOW THEY DONT LIEK TO TEMPT FETA

So poetic. And cheesy.