Friday, May 04, 2007

trifecta!

Drunk, high, and talking on cell phone:

St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Josh Hancock was drunk and talking on his cell phone at the time of his fatal accident, and marijuana was found in the sport utility vehicle he was driving.


(Oh, and did I mention he was also speeding?)

This has been your Friday edition of Stupid Rich White Men.

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3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

cross-posted to "The Darwin Awards"

1:20 PM, May 04, 2007  
Blogger Tlazolteotl said...

No kidding. Why is it that there are so many celebrities apparently so willing to try to remove themselves from the gene pool?

9:42 AM, May 07, 2007  
Blogger Tlazolteotl said...

Oh, and I am working on a nice mix-cd for you (I haven't forgotten, just waiting for inspiration to hit).

9:44 AM, May 07, 2007  

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