random snark

I usually wouldn't post about anything so trivial, but:

Can I just ask the newspapers to quit printing stories about this loser?

Singer Pete Doherty smiled and hugged fans outside a London court Monday after a judge ruled he will not serve jail time for possession of drugs including heroin and crack cocaine.

This guy is addicted. Big deal. Nobody in the U.S. has heard of this guy, never heard of his band, so we don't CARE.

You can, you know, post his obit when it's all over with. In the meantime, we don't need to hear about every time he violates his parole.