the naked crapenter

What will we tell the children?

Honniball, 51, was arrested last year after he was spotted building cabinets in the buff at a home where he had been hired to work.

The carpenter has said he likes to work in the nude because it's more comfortable and it helps him keep his clothes clean.

I'm of the opinion that a loincloth would be both economical and prudent. It would only take one little 'accident' with a nail gun for him to reconsider his entire approach to carpentry.