I don't usually read Maureen Dowd, but this column did have a funny:
If John Bolton is unfairly denied a chance to ply his diplomatic talents at the U.N., maybe he can work for Bill Gates.
After Mr. Gates shamefully backed down from supporting gay rights legislation - a Washington State preacher had threatened to boycott the company - Microsoft could use a feral muscleman to face down the evangelical bully.
That's a job - or an ankle - Mr. Bolton could really sink his teeth into.
And she refers to John Bolton as "wooly bully." I think "wally bully" might have worked as well, though I have more respect for walruses than that.